When Spouse and I were watching gymnastics there was some controversy about the scores given to some of the gymnasts.
And I looked at Spouse and reminded him that never before, in the history of the Olympic games, has there ever been a controversy about scoring. And it wouldn’t matter anyway because people don’t remember these things.
(Torvill and Dean win Olympic Bronze in 1994. THEY WAS ROBBED and yes, I can nurse a grudge longer than I can nurse a kid.)