Good news/bad news/ good news.
Today I went out shopping and bought me a new toy …
I was excited to get home and maybe possibly didn’t quite close the door all the way.
A bit later, I wander into the kitchen and notice the door to the garage open, and the garage door open, and I also noticed the complete and total absence of …
So on a day when it’s 85 out — with a heat index of 90 — stupid idiot dog decides to wander the neighborhood.
Luckily neighbors from the next court over noticed him and rounded him up and called us.
And I wandered over, gathered the (stupid) dog, and brought him home to a long drink of water, and an even longer nap.