Today’s words of wisdom (froma very wise man)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Ben Franklin

Illinois man designs beer can coffin

Bill Bramanti poses with a coffin he had specially made designed to look like a can of his favorite beer. For now, he's using it as a cooler.
By Mary Compton, SouthtownStar via AP
Bill Bramanti poses with a coffin he had specially made designed to look like a can of his favorite beer. For now, he’s using it as a cooler.

    SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) — Bill Bramanti’s favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it.

    Really loves it.

    So much so that he’s already had his coffin specially made, and it’s designed to look like a can of the trendy brew. Bramanti isn’t sick, so he doesn’t plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler.

    At 5-feet-9 inches tall and weighing 280 pounds, Bramanti has tried it out though.

    “I actually fit, because I got in here,” Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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    “Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?” Bramanti’s daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42, said.

    Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.

    The silver coffin is designed with red, white and blue, just like a Pabst can.

    Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

    All Together Now

    In Heaven there is no beer
    That’s why we drink it here
    And when we’re gone from here
    All our friends will be drinking all the beer

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