This kind of goes with the Vesuvius post …
If I were to drive over a cliff today (hard to do in Illinois I know) and if someone were to get hold of my cell phone, it’d be hard for Spouse to get any insurance claims put through.
Two text messages – both sent to Crem
If you love me you will offer endless tea and sympathy and hugs and chocolate. If you love yourself you will stay VERY far away cause Vesuvius is bout to blow
Later, that same day
This day just keeps getting better.
I’d tell myself “cheer up, things can’t get any worse.”
But I’ve told myself that before, and discovered that I do, in fact, lie.