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Entries from September 2008

Yeah — cause that’s real offensive.

September 30, 2008 · 2 Comments

Look at the following magazine cover ….

Now, I want you to think about this for a moment (we’ll get back to this later) …

WHY is the above magazine cover considered OFFENSIVE (like I said — we’ll get to it later)

The other week I was going through a magazine magazine (a fund raiser for Chip’s school). I was surprised to find out you can choose whether to get a subscription to Sports Illustrated magazine either with or without the nipples poking through swimsuit issue. I suppose there’d be some people that would fore go the swimsuit issue (otherwise they wouldn’t offer the option – duh). And I’ve heard that some retailers don’t show the swimsuit issue on the regular magazine rack. It being “too offensive” to be out there in public where sensitive eyes can see women in swimsuits. And as a mom of a prepubescent boy, I might even appreciate that Playboy and Penthouse are often put behind the counter at places.

Some of my readers may recall a few years ago when this issue of Redbook made quite the fuss because, see that woman there, she’s BREASTFEEDING an infant. Yeah — a lot of retailers hid that incredibly offensive magazine issue.

Of course, this was in the “old” days of 1997.

But the latest, I think, really takes the cake. And I must admit I really appreciate this coming up during Banned Book Week – because while it’s not a book it certainly shows how easy it is to offend some people.

Look at the lovely picture at the top of this post again. See those women on the cover of a magazine, the women that are breaking the stained-glass ceiling.

THAT magazine joins the likes of Playboy, Penthouse, Redbook, and Sports Illustrated. At least by the judgment of Lifeway Christian Bookstores across the United States.

YEP — that magazine has been taken off the shelves and hidden behind counters because


Chris Turner, the Media Relations Manager of Lifeway Christian Resources released a statement saying they made the choice because the cover story “clearly advocated a position contrary to our denomination’s statement of faith, the Baptist Faith & Message.”

YEP — according to the Southern Baptist Convention we can not see women pastors.

Now, with that in mind, I have one other question — the Southern Baptist Convention has actually come out and stated that they endorse the Republican presidential ticket.

SOOOOOOOOOOO — it’s okay for a women to be a heartbeat away from leading the nation (and let’s face it, McCain ain’t that young and has had health issues), but it’s NOT okay for a women to lead a church???

Can ANYONE explain that????

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I love autumn

September 29, 2008 · 3 Comments

I love the autumn

I love the crisp smell of the autumn air.

I love raking leaves and having kids jump in them. Okay maybe I don’t so much love the raking part, but I do love kids destroying them.

I love celebrating the anniversary of my birth — okay maybe I don’t like getting older, but I like getting presents.

And I love this week. Because once again it gives me an excuse to remember to read terrible literature.

That’s right — this is the week the American Library Association celebrates the freedom to read.

Do not read the following books — the 100 most challenged books of the 1990.

  1. Scary Stories (Series) by Alvin Schwartz
  2. Daddy’s Roommate by Michael Willhoite
  3. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
  4. The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
  5. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
  6. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
  7. Harry Potter (Series) by J.K. Rowling
  8. Forever by Judy Blume
  9. Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
  10. Alice (Series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
  11. Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
  12. My Brother Sam is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
  13. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
  14. The Giver by Lois Lowry
  15. It’s Perfectly Normal by Robie Harris
  16. Goosebumps (Series) by R.L. Stine
  17. A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton Peck
  18. The Color Purple by Alice Walker
  19. Sex by Madonna
  20. Earth’s Children (Series) by Jean M. Auel
  21. The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
  22. A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle
  23. Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
  24. Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
  25. In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
  26. The Stupids (Series) by Harry Allard
  27. The Witches by Roald Dahl
  28. The New Joy of Gay Sex by Charles Silverstein
  29. Anastasia Krupnik (Series) by Lois Lowry
  30. The Goats by Brock Cole
  31. Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane
  32. Blubber by Judy Blume
  33. Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan
  34. Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
  35. We All Fall Down by Robert Cormier
  36. Final Exit by Derek Humphry
  37. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
  38. Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
  39. The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
  40. What’s Happening to my Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters by Lynda Madaras
  41. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
  42. Beloved by Toni Morrison
  43. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
  44. The Pigman by Paul Zindel
  45. Bumps in the Night by Harry Allard
  46. Deenie by Judy Blume
  47. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
  48. Annie on my Mind by Nancy Garden
  49. The Boy Who Lost His Face by Louis Sachar
  50. Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat by Alvin Schwartz
  51. A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein
  52. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  53. Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice)
  54. Asking About Sex and Growing Up by Joanna Cole
  55. Cujo by Stephen King
  56. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  57. The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
  58. Boys and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
  59. Ordinary People by Judith Guest
  60. American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
  61. What’s Happening to my Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons by Lynda Madaras
  62. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
  63. Crazy Lady by Jane Conly
  64. Athletic Shorts by Chris Crutcher
  65. Fade by Robert Cormier
  66. Guess What? by Mem Fox
  67. The House of Spirits by Isabel Allende
  68. The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney
  69. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
  70. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
  71. Native Son by Richard Wright
  72. Women on Top: How Real Life Has Changed Women’s Fantasies by Nancy Friday
  73. Curses, Hexes and Spells by Daniel Cohen
  74. Jack by A.M. Homes
  75. Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo A. Anaya
  76. Where Did I Come From? by Peter Mayle
  77. Carrie by Stephen King
  78. Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume
  79. On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
  80. Arizona Kid by Ron Koertge
  81. Family Secrets by Norma Klein
  82. Mommy Laid An Egg by Babette Cole
  83. The Dead Zone by Stephen King
  84. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
  85. Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
  86. Always Running by Luis Rodriguez
  87. Private Parts by Howard Stern
  88. Where’s Waldo? by Martin Hanford
  89. Summer of My German Soldier by Bette Greene
  90. Little Black Sambo by Helen Bannerman
  91. Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
  92. Running Loose by Chris Crutcher
  93. Sex Education by Jenny Davis
  94. The Drowning of Stephen Jones by Bette Greene
  95. Girls and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
  96. How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
  97. View from the Cherry Tree by Willo Davis Roberts
  98. The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
  99. The Terrorist by Caroline Cooney
  100. Jump Ship to Freedom by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier

(And mind you — some of those books are books I might not ever read, or want to read.  And I’m sure there are some that I think are a total waste of paper — but I will defend your right to read them.)

Can anyone explain to me why Where’s Waldo was challenged???

Do not read these books – which get the honour of starting off this century as the most challenged books.

  1. Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
  2. “The Chocolate War” by Robert Cormier
  3. Alice series by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
  4. “Of Mice and Men” by John Steinbeck
  5. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” by Maya Angelou
  6. “Fallen Angels” by Walter Dean Myers
  7. “It’s Perfectly Normal” by Robie Harris
  8. Scary Stories series by Alvin Schwartz
  9. Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey
  10. “Forever” by Judy Blume

It doesn’t seem to matter what century it is — we don’t seem to want to know about that boy wizard or that poor caged bird.

    We have 1/2 acre. And when we moved into this house I stated that I didn’t want to live in a neighborhood without some established trees (or, as I put it, I didn’t want to live anywhere any self respecting bird wouldn’t want to live), I didn’t think about the raking.

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Tribute to Paul Newman

September 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Learning from mistakes

September 26, 2008 · 1 Comment

I take pride in learning from my mistakes.  I often like to say that I don’t need to make the same mistake twice when there are so many new and creative mistakes to make.

And, sometimes I like to learn from mistakes that other people make.  Why do something stupid that someone else has already done.

That said, a discovery was made at my house the other day, and I invite all of you to learn from this.

IF you take a banana, and you put it in a child’s school backpack, and you do NOT put the banana in anything (for instance a lunch box or a ziploc bag) and said child can’t find or forgets about the banana, and then said child rides the bus home while still wearing her backpack …..

I don’t think that Spouse will ever do that again, and I’m certainly planning to learn from that particular error.

Why have I had these on my mind …

Maybe I’ll make some banana squash this weekend.

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Following Willowgreen again

September 21, 2008 · 3 Comments

Following Willowgreen around again.

You are a
Social Liberal
(65% permissive)

and an…

Economic Liberal
(30% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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Also : The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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Anyone want mine???

September 21, 2008 · 1 Comment

Once a year my Sunday school class (with assorted friends and families and misc. characters) goes on a campout. We go to the middle of nowhere in western Illinois, and eat food, play football, eat more food, have s’mores, the kids go on tractor rides, and we just have a grand time. This year I didn’t go – I’ve recently started a new job and didn’t want to lose a night’s sleep (and with Spouse snoring, Princess kicking, the rooster that can’t tell time, and the donkey in the next field braying all night — I would lose a night of sleep). Then, Sunday morning (after losing a night of sleep) we have breakfast. And, every year if Mr.H is there, he treats us to his version of the following …I enjoy the skit — I pass on the Spam.

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Audacious Hope — it’s next year

September 20, 2008 · 1 Comment

Bet with that title you might think I’m talking about one of the presidential candidates. Not this time. For some reason, today, while sitting watching the end of a baseball game, I had a feeling that I’ve never had before (and I’ve been watching the Cubs play since as long as I can remember). I got the sudden, intense feeling that this year, the rug is not going to get pulled out from under me. Many (many many many many) times in my life I’ve said “next year is here,” without actually believing it. It was lip service. I said what I was supposed to be saying but never really thought. But this year, it’s like all that doesn’t matter and goats are totally irrelevant and I have a feeling I’ve never had before.

So I’m not going to say “next year is here” because I’ve said that before …

It’s gonna happen

If the Red Sox can do it, then so can we.

(Plus – an excuse to put another video of a Steve Goodman song on my blog — I mean how can I resist).

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FactCheck.org: This Little Piggy Went to the Makeup Counter

September 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I love this webshow. Approximate running time, 6:30.Half truths, lies, flip flops, and stretches of the truth. 0%!!!

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Okay puppy people, we’ll try that again

September 20, 2008 · 1 Comment

For some reason the original video I sent was disabled by request but click for the link of Billy Joel doing this song live.  Otherwise enjoy this Karaoke version.  Cause you people getting puppies are crazy (and I’m very happy for you).

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Cause I missed this window of opportunity

September 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I missed the window of opportunity on this one. The magic number is actually one but for some reason this tune popped into my head

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