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Entries from August 2008

Funeral planning — mine

August 30, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m including excerpts from an article I found in (where else) Reuter’s Oddly Enough.

Remember your loved one – as a diamond

Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:52pm EDT

CHUR, Switzerland (Reuters) – Diamonds really are forever. Algordanza, a small company based in the mountainous southeast of Switzerland, uses the ashes of dead people to make diamonds as a permanent memento for their nearest and dearest.

And with prices starting at less than 5,000 euros ($7,488), the jewels are not solely the preserve of the jetset.

7+ grand??? To wear my dead husband as jewelry???  (The article does go on to say that you can use hair of a living person — do you don’t have to wear your dead husband as jewelry — you can wear your living husband as jewelry.

“Astonishingly these are mainly Christian people. They say: ‘Why should I say goodbye? I’ll see my husband in 15 years in heaven anyway,’” Brimer said in his office overlooking the town of Chur and its surrounding steep mountains.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t that Jesus dude give lots of talk about feeding the hungry and taking care of the poor and there was lots of stuff about orphans and widows. I’m thinking that $7+ grand could help a whole lot of poor people.

The technology for making artificial diamonds was first pioneered by General Electric in the 1950s, and mirrors nature by subjecting carbon to huge pressure and temperature.

U.S.-based LifeGem and Britain’s Phoenix Diamonds, for example, also offer diamonds made from hair, which contains more carbon than ashes meaning a gem can be created from the hair of a living person, or from someone who has been buried rather than cremated. LifeGem even offers diamonds made from dead pets.

Did you read the part about this costing $7+GRAND??  Yeah I love Fuzzybutt.  But for 7 grand I could pretty much adopt a few other dogs too.

IN THE PUB FOREVER

Hold the presses??? What’s this about eternity in the pub???

Often the gem is mounted in jewelry, which the bereaved then wear to maintain close contact with their loved one. But some customers have different plans.

One widow, Brimer said, carried around her husband’s diamond in her handbag. Others have them mounted on the deceased’s table in the local pub.

You know — I like my local pub, but that amount of money, invested correctly, could pay someone’s college education.  Crem, if you die, and give me $7 grand and want me to invest it at the local pub — you can bet I’d throw a heck of a party — and then visit on a regular basis and pretend I’m talking to you.

In its first year, 2004, the company sold one diamond. These days it is creating about 60 a month, which Brimer attributes to word-of-mouth recommendations and media coverage, as Algordanza does not advertise.

You GOT to love a business plan that has that much growth with no advertising.

Each one takes between three weeks and three months to create, said chemist Nesimi Oner in one of Algordanza’s laboratories.

(Editing by Sara Ledwith)

Categories: in the news

And yet, he doesn’t frighten me

August 29, 2008 · 1 Comment

So I’m listening to Obama’s acceptance speech and I’m having some thoughts.

He is a powerful powerful speaker. We’ve had very few powerful speakers in national politics lately. I think the last speaker I can remember being so powerful and so able to draw me in was Jesse Jackson. But — Jesse Jackson had that “preacher” power to his speaking. And the “preacher” power scares me. There’s a fine line between a powerful speaker and being brainwashed. To me, Obama doesn’t cross that line.

Democrats (at least the democrats at the convention) want higher pay for teachers, and they don’t want jobs AND tax cuts to go overseas.

BEST QUOTE

We can not meet 21st Century challenges with a 20th Century bureaucracy

In today’s news, we heard about McCain’s pick for his running mate.  I haven’t heard much about Sarah Palin (though I like her first name :} – you agree mamasara?) but I will say this much.

The Veep (as we know) is one heartbeat away from the President.  So by choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has now basically cut himself off from citing Obama’s inexperience as a campaign issue.

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To err is human

August 28, 2008 · 3 Comments

To err is human,

  1. to forgive divine. Alexander Pope
  2. to forgive is simply not our policy. MIT Assassination club slogan
  3. to arr is pirate. Seen on the threadless t-shirts website
  4. and to blame it on the computer is even more so. Robert Orben
  5. but to really foul things up requires a computer. Farmer’s Almanac, 1978

All of the above statements are true to some extent.

Recently our school district decide to expedite the efficiency of the transportation system by using new software. On the district website they hail the use of the VeraTrans routing software. Do you know it’s reduced the bus stops by 25%?

Many of the parents I’ve talked to are also complaining bitterly lauding this new technical advancement. And did I mention (I heard this a few times when I called the transportation department) that the fabulous software is GPS based??

We’re having a problem with our bus stop and I’m discussing it with the transportation department mostly with a desire to get it settled before it gets too cold, muddy, or icy/snowy.

There are 5 families (8 kids) on my court that take the elementary school. This is a court, which means that there is only one outlet. This software marvel had us going to two different bus stops. Our next door neighbors (our driveways are like 3-4 feet apart) were going to different stops.

We came to the conclusion that the software might not have taken things like streets into account. After all, the stop they had the neighbors going to is pretty close. If you cut through neighbor’s yards. (There are a few neighbor’s who are well past child rearing stage, that do not want children walking across their pristine lawns — luckily there are also a number of very relaxed, welcoming neighbors).

The rest of us had a stop that was a bit further, and, incidentally across a four lane divided blvd. Actually, it would have been across a four lane divided blvd. but that’s undergoing construction now so it’s just a two lane road.

We’re also thinking that, in addition to not counting roads the software doesn’t understand hazards.

I talked to the supervisor at the bus barn yesterday (figuring that most of the bugs have been shaken out of the system and now she can look at our meager little court) and discovered that they had to completely redraw the busing maps for one of the schools (by hand, hopefully, and not using VeraTrans).

At the alternate stop my daughter is going to (she’s not going to her original stop — the one that crossed four lanes of rush hour traffic — or the one down the street from there — but the one cutting through neighbor’s backyards) we’ll sit there in the morning and count like 10 buses pass the corner. (This is before our bus comes, late, we’re not sure that the kids have made it to school on time, but we are sure they’ve never been there early enough for first bell). One of the buses comes past our stop, turns the corner, and then makes a stop to pick up one child, 264 feet away. That’s less than the length of a football field. So all the kids are running back and forth between the bus stops to visit each other. (How does that save money? Two bus stops within a half a block??)

“It will not only save money,” said Superintendent Alan Leis of the system, “but also move us into the future … We’d been routing our buses by hand using maps for years, and it was just getting too complex and too time consuming.”

Because after all, it’s much more efficient to pay out money to use a new system, which doesn’t work, and then have to redraw everything by hand anyway.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, and the software is only as good as the person that programmed it. Which, I suppose, means that the person that programmed the software has no clue about things like kids, and sidewalks.

I don’t know — maybe they’ve seen Back to the Future one too many times. Roads, where we’re going we don’t need roads.

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That would be me

August 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test…

NBPC – The Daydreamer

Nature, Background, Big Picture, and Color

You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on the hidden treasures of life (the background) and how that fits into the larger picture. You are also particularly drawn towards the colors around you. Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude. You like to ponder ideas and imagine the many possibilities of your life without worrying about the details or specifics. You are in tune with all that is around you and understand your life as part of a larger whole. You are a down-to-earth person who enjoys going with the flow.

The Perception Personality Types:

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Food tasting meme

August 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Food tasting meme

  1. Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
  2. Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
  3. Cross out any items that you would never consider eating (or eating again)
  4. Optional extra: Post a comment http://www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.

To make the filling out of this form and generating the HTML for it a bit easier, [info]reddywhp has played around with some PHP. Go to http://reddywhip.org/lj/foods/ and fill it out there. After filling it out, you will be given the code to copy and paste into your blog.

Livejournal users, remember to use your LJ-Cuts!

  1. Venison
  2. Nettle tea
  3. Huevos rancheros
  4. Steak tartare
  5. Crocodile
  6. Black pudding
  7. Cheese fondue
  8. Carp
  9. Borscht
  10. Baba ghanoush
  11. Calamari
  12. Pho
  13. PB&J sandwich
  14. Aloo gobi
  15. Hot dog from a street cart
  16. Epoisses
  17. Black truffle
  18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
  19. Steamed pork buns
  20. Pistachio ice cream
  21. Heirloom tomatoes
  22. Fresh wild berries
  23. Foie gras
  24. Rice and beans
  25. Brawn, or head cheese
  26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
  27. Dulce de leche
  28. Oysters
  29. Baklava
  30. Bagna cauda
  31. Wasabi peas
  32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
  33. Salted lassi
  34. Sauerkraut
  35. Root beer float
  36. Cognac with a fat cigar
  37. Clotted cream tea
  38. Vodka jelly
  39. Gumbo
  40. Oxtail
  41. Curried goat
  42. Whole insects
  43. Phaal
  44. Goat’s milk
  45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth $120 or more
  46. Fugu
  47. Chicken tikka masala
  48. Eel
  49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
  50. Sea urchin
  51. Prickly pear
  52. Umeboshi
  53. Abalone
  54. Paneer
  55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
  56. Spaetzle
  57. Dirty gin martini
  58. Beer above 8% ABV
  59. Poutine
  60. Carob chips
  61. S’mores
  62. Sweetbreads
  63. Kaolin
  64. Currywurst
  65. Durian
  66. Frog’s Legs
  67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
  68. Haggis
  69. Fried plantain
  70. Chitterlings or andouillette
  71. Gazpacho
  72. Caviar and blini
  73. Louche absinthe
  74. Gjetost or brunost
  75. Roadkill
  76. Baijiu
  77. Hostess Fruit Pie
  78. Snail
  79. Lapsang souchong
  80. Bellini
  81. Tom yum
  82. Eggs Benedict
  83. Pocky
  84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
  85. Kobe beef
  86. Hare
  87. Goulash
  88. Flowers
  89. Horse
  90. Criollo chocolate
  91. Spam
  92. Soft shell crab
  93. Rose harissa
  94. Catfish
  95. Mole poblano
  96. Bagel and lox
  97. Lobster Thermidor
  98. Polenta
  99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
  100. Snake

Categories: food · meme

pissing off the old killjoys

August 25, 2008 · 5 Comments

My pal over at The Den of All Things Dave pointed out (as has been pointed out to her by other people) that the American Family Association is currently promoting a boycott of Hallmark greeting cards because Hallmark had the audacity marketing savvy to be the first to come out with same sex marriage greeting cards. So my pal, crazywritinfool, has taken advantage of the automated and convenient feature that the AFA has put out to send Hallmark a note of appreciation for offering the service.

Me?? I’m on board with crazywritinfool (cause she’s crazy, and cause she’s a fool, and a person is known by the company they keep or the blogs that they read) and you could be too by clicking on this link to the AFA and completely reediting the note in the box to basically state the exact opposite of what it says.

Think of it this way — not only will you be giving kudos to Hallmark for the new line of greeting cards, you’ll also be taking advantage of the lovely services of the AFA (to do exactly what they don’t want done).

By the way — if’n you want to cheat, here’s my text …

Dear Chairman Hall:

I am surprised that Hallmark is promoting an greeting cards for gay marriage. I’m surprised and thrilled. I just wish I knew a gay couple that was about to get married so I’d be able to purchase a card. I typically make my own greeting cards, but in the future I will make a point of purchasing Hallmark cards to support your business.

http://www.afa.net/Petitions/Issuedetail.asp?id=329

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Music Monday

August 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Why you ask??? Well, 399 years ago today (which means 1 year less than 400 years ago) Galileo went before the Venetian Senate to present his telescope. Why do I have a sudden urge to head to the Planetarium??

Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-

more about “Music Monday“, posted with vodpod

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It happened at church — must be a miracle

August 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Today was the beginning of our church’s fall calendar. We started up Sunday School again (we have the summer off Sunday School), we started a new children’s chapel curriculum, and Jr. and Sr. High Youth Fellowship started up again.

Since Chip is now in Jr. High he was forced got to go to youth fellowship today.

I picked him up after 90 minutes of youth fellowship, asked him what happened, and we had a conversation in the car.

Read that again carefully

We had a conversation!!!!

I mean I asked him what happened and the boy actually talked in sentences. Not even sentence (which would have been amazing) but sentences plural.

He’s your typical non communicative preteen, and most conversations are rather one-sided

“how was school”

“fine”

“Got any homework”

“yeah”

“what’d you do at friend’s house”

“played”

So I got home and reported this to Spouse – he was equally shocked that Chip talked in sentences.

Categories: Chip · church

What they get them at Walmart??

August 23, 2008 · 4 Comments

I was chatting with a friend the other day (who lives a bit from here) about the fact that both of our kids are starting middle school.  She mentioned that yeah — her daughter was growing up and now she has BOOBS!!!

Which got me to thinking.  I’ve noticed a lot of girls that seem to sprout between the end of elementary school and the start of middle school.

So I’m wondering — especially for you moms of middle school girls — is that one the school supply list for the first year of middle school???  When you run out to get the pens and pencils and sharpies so you also pick up Boobs at Walmart???

(ulterior motive — I mean I was seriously wondering why the sudden (2 month) change in some of these girls and it is starting to see like boobs are standard issue for middle school girls — but hey the excuse to type “boobs at Walmart” in my blog, and see if I get any hits using that for a search, is just too good to pass up)

I just added the topic “puberty” to my categories.  I am so not ready for this.

Categories: puberty

Olympics judging

August 22, 2008 · 2 Comments

When Spouse and I were watching gymnastics there was some controversy about the scores given to some of the gymnasts.

And I looked at Spouse and reminded him that never before, in the history of the Olympic games, has there ever been a controversy about scoring. And it wouldn’t matter anyway because people don’t remember these things.

(Torvill and Dean win Olympic Bronze in 1994. THEY WAS ROBBED and yes, I can nurse a grudge longer than I can nurse a kid.)

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