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Entries from September 2007

Look at the stars, Look how the shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah they were yellow

September 30, 2007 · Leave a Comment


You Are a Yellow Crayon


Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors.You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius.Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way.While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme.Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase
They call it mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

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Help Her Run

September 29, 2007 · Leave a Comment

There is a wonderful organization that helps Chinese Orphans called Half The Sky if you click this link, you can help the founder and some of the orphans carry the Olympic torch.

This organization has made a profound difference in the lives of many Chinese orphans, including my very own Princess before she came to the states (and got stuck with us). 

Now, while each of us can only vote once for torch bearers, that’s once per computer, so keep this link (or check my sidebar) and click it here, and when you’re at work, and when you stop by the library, and send it to your friends, and your relatives, and their friends. 

 THANKS

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Yeah, I can relate.

September 29, 2007 · Leave a Comment

If there is someone that you miss dearly, for any reason, post this exact sentence in your journal.

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From something not surprising to something totally surprising

September 28, 2007 · Leave a Comment

To coin a phrase (from my friend leading A Squib’s lifeHappy Berth Day to you
Happy Berth Day to you
Happy Berth Day dear
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Happy Berth Day To YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well, this is the year and the Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field

CHORUS
We’re singing now Go Cubs go, go Cubs go
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go Cubs go, go Cubs go
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna win today

Baseball time is here again
You can catch it all on WGN
So step your feet and clap your hands
The Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans

CHORUS
Hear them singing now Go Cubs go, go Cubs go
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go Cubs go, go Cubs go
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna win today.

                  Steve Goodman (who has season tickets to watch the angels

                   play now, but we’re stuck here with the Cubs)

    

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Not such a surprise, really. (editted)

September 27, 2007 · 8 Comments

After 20 long years (changed — I had this at 21 but I did the math wrong)  (I think that must relate to something like 150 in human years), my Isis has cross the rainbow bridge.

Now, for those of you that are as old as I am (like as old as dirt and you might have been around back when the earth was cooling) you might remember Star Trek — not Star Trek TNG or Star Trek whatever — but Star Trek back when it was just plain Star Trek and didn’t need anything added on because, back in the day, there was only one Star Trek. There was an episode in which there was a guy named Gary Seven who had a “cat” called Isis. Once, while I was watching that episode I decided that if I ever had a female black cat, I’d call her Isis.

YEARS later, I got a call from my friend Mamasara seems her neighbors (who had too many pets as it was) somehow managed to capture a recently born, and abandoned kitten. Quite a cute cat, black except for a white star on her neck. Sort of like she was wearing a necklace. For whatever reason Mamasara couldn’t take her (HEY — it was 21 years ago I don’t recall all the details). At the time I had had some major life changes, and was thinking of getting a second cat.

So, in addition to Meriadoc I ended up with Isis. Now, if you were to ever ask either of the gals, I was only a one cat human (they both lived with me — but they never were really “buddies” they coexisted but each thought that she“owned” me). Meriadoc was my “slut” kitty — she was friends with everyone and if I had guests stay over I’d never see her because she’d be sleeping with (and drooling on) the guests. But Isis pretty much hid from anyone that wasn’t me. In her youth she was a great provider, often bringing me a meal as I couldn’t catch my own. Of course, she wanted to teach me to kill, so she would often bring in LIVE meals. I remember when I had a cat passageway I’d get quite a few live birds (I recall that I didn’t have the cat passageway for all that long now that I think about it).  How else was I going to learn to provide for myself if I didn’t have practice killing my own food??  What she was a cat, she’d never been to the grocery store.

8 years ago, when we moved here, she became an “indoor” only cat. And a few years ago she became an “upstairs” only cat, and for about the past 6 months she’s been basically living in the master bedroom closet. For the past two days she’s been wandering around meowing loudly (she used to always meow loudly but then has been quite quiet for the past year or so) and wandering into Chip’s bedroom. I was thinking that it might be time to take her to the vet, but, now I guess I don’t have to.

And when my time comes, and I get to the rainbow bridge, she’ll be waiting there for me. And Meriadoc will be waiting for me. But they will NOT be waiting together.

(And since she’s really been living in hiding for the past few years, I don’t even have a digital image of her)  Anyway, Garrison Keillor had a CD called Songs of the Cat.  One of the songs was called Out In the Catskill Mountains and to me, it’s what I think of when I think of “kitty heaven”

On an afternoon in the month of June
a wistful cat sat sighing
For her owners were not good to her,
a cousin of the lion.
On her plate was glued some dried up food
she cared not to examine
and as she wept she sat and dreamt
of the land of milk & salmon

Oh there’s fresh catfish in a china dish
and the cream flows from a fountain
On the high plateau where the catnip grows
out in the catskill mountains

Out in the catskill mountains
the land of the big feedtrough
the couches are all comfortable and
no one kicks you off
the dogs are taught to
honor cats and beautiful and holy
and the birds are found right on the ground
and the mice run very slowly

Oh there’s fresh catfish in a china dish
and the cream flows from a fountain
On the high plateau where the catnip grows
out in the catskill mountains

Out in the catskill mountains
fresh tuna just appears
and people beg you for the chance
to scratch behind your ears
A cat can lie flat on its back and never be ambitious
and the grass is sweet beneath your feet
and the houseplants are delicious

Oh there’s fresh catfish in a china dish
and the cream flows from a fountain
On the high plateau where the catnip grows
out in the catskill mountains
out in the catskill mountains
out in the catskill mountains

Here’s a picture of Isis — not MY Isis, but Gary Seven’s Isis.
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I must comment – I simply must

September 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I happen to know that my best friend will be making commentary next time I talk to him about the loonie surpassing the greenback.  And I have to say something — but only one thing comes to mind.  I even though they were slightly before my time I’m sure it dates me to be quoting the Kingston Trio. 

Now that I’m a grown man, I’ve traveled here and there. I’ve learned that a bottle of brandy and a song, The only ones who ever care, poor boy, the only ones who ever care.

And I don’t give a damn about a greenback dollar, spend it as fast as I can.
For a wailin’ song and a good guitar, the only things that I understand, poor boy, the only things that I understand.

Click here for a news article

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Hmmm, maybe we’d be better off if we started using pretty coins??? 

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To my friends, the augustmoms (and KT)

September 27, 2007 · 1 Comment

For the augustmoms that are going to San Antonio (or anywhere else without your family).  I was thinking all I had to do was to make a tape to run while I’m gone to play a few key phrases and my family would never miss me.  You know the ones “does this belong on the kitchen table?” “shoes” “I don’t care who started it.”  If you feel as though your family can’t manage without you, all you have to do is have this play this a few times while you’re gone.  It might not have all my exact key phrases, but it comes close enough.  Saves me a heck of a lot of time, I tell you.

 William Tell Overture for Moms

(If I’ve said it once I’ve said at least a thousand times before that you’re too old to act this way it must be your father’s DNA)

KT, you said you needed a laugh, here it is.  I know your oldest is only 2 — but if you haven’t said it yet, you will my dearie, you will.

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DVR list meme

September 26, 2007 · 2 Comments

Add It To The List asks the question What is on your DVR list? 

 Okay – here’s the entire list ………….

WHEW — hope reading that didn’t tire you out too much cheeky-smiley-028.gif

First, I don’t watch from the regular TV line up.  I’ve mentioned this before on my blog but I sort of managed to force myself out of the habit.  Last night Spouse mentioned an interesting show and I even said that if I don’t know what’s going on, I won’t know what I’m missing. 

“Back in the day” I used to faithfully watch All My Children.  While watching this, I would see commercials for new shows and get hooked in.  Now that I’ve stopped watching, I don’t know what’s coming and I don’t get hooked in.  And guess what — those housewives are still desparate, and those folks are still stuck on that island.  It seems that (I’m sure to the joy of the producers and advertisers) those folks will be “Lost” longer than Gilligan and company, and we all know how incredibly long Gilligan and crowd were lost for.  Seemed interminable. 

Now, as for reason number 2 that I don’t have a DVR list….

I don’t have a DVR.  This fact was brought to light when we recently lost some electronics in a lightening strike.  We lost one of our VCRs, and I went to look up a replacement value.  I canNOT find a decent VCR.  I can find some really cheap low quality VCRs, but if I want to replace my VCR with something similar, I’ll need to get a DVR.  And I’ll probably do that because even though I have found the light and escaped from TV addiction, there are still four people in this house that need to watch shows ranging from Spongebob to keeping track of those poor lost folks. 

 HOWEVER, I do encourage others to follow through and answer Add It To The Lists question — because it’s interesting to see what people that I know are watching similar things (OH both so and so and so and so watch Desparate Boston CSI Housewives Legally Lost) and because Add It To The List is new to the blogworld, so let’s welcome her on board by making her read LOTS of stuff.

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The only thing more fun that rollercoasters are blogthings

September 24, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Life is like a roller coaster. Hold on tight and scream when you need to.


You Are a Roller Coaster


You live for excitement, adventure, and the most intense of thrills.

Nothing is better than feeling you’re truly alive, and you’re willing to take risks to feel this way.

In relationships, people often feel a bit nervous about what they’re getting into…

But generally, everyone enjoys the wild ride you take them on. Unless they stay with you too long – then they’re apt to feel a bit nauseous!Your life has more low points and high points than most people’s lives.

But that’s okay – you love them. You figure that a smooth ride is boring!

Besides, you know that super high highs only come from knowing super low lows.

You cherish every emotion you feel and feel it fully. Why deny what life is truly about?

At your best, you are loving life and sharing your wild times with everyone you know.

You are able to open your friends up to a whole new world of experiences.

At your worst, you feel extremely disoriented and even a bit dizzy.

There’s only so much intensity a human (even you!) can take.

What Carnival Ride Are You?

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So the next time I screw up — gramatically that is

September 24, 2007 · 1 Comment


You Scored an A


You got 10/10 questions correct.It’s pretty obvious that you don’t make basic grammatical errors.

If anything, you’re annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.

As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they’re only human.

And it’s humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

The It’s Its There Their They’re Quiz

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